Note to self: even a free blowjob isn’t worth the hassle… of getting a text later about an STI and wasting two weeks of my life worrying and four hundred bucks getting tested and still not sure if I’m really clean or not did I get through the incubation period and do I need to test again and and wondering if my marriage is gonna survive this or not what an idiot I am… - Anonymous May 29 - 9:36 PM

Went to the strip club for some lap dances and this hot young brunette was there grinding on another guy at the bar continuously so I sat there and watched her with her black panties and torn fishnet stockings and black leather straps and chrome rings all over and we chat and then she moves over to me and her name is Emma and I say I’ve got more money than time so we go in the back and she lets me massage her until the start of the next song then it’s my turn and she’s grinding on me so at the second song I have to reach down and straighten out my cock and she gets so excited and starts moaning and is really into it and I play with her hair and apologize that maybe I’m pulling it and she says no problem she loves her hair pulled and other kinky stuff and the next song starts and I tell her to be careful or I’m gonna walk out with a big wet spot on my jeans but she just keeps grinding on my dick not much variety like most dancers but I didn’t care at all she was so into it she might have been faking but I don’t think so and the third song I was really hard and she was moaning and just leaning into me we were almost kissing many times and she really liked me caressing and squeezing her nipples through her thin silky top I was afraid I would blow my load so we stopped early after only three songs I gave her all the cash in my pocket a really nice tip we’re both happy we talked and she has a biology degree and decided to quit her day job because she likes this more and makes more money and has way more fun I say it’s still biology right? and I tell her that I’m headed out to go get an erotic massage she’s quite curious about that but then I leave and get in the car and look down and yup there’s a wet spot on my crotch now I took a picture so I won’t forget and then when I got home I sniffed and sniffed I think I’m gonna go see her again soon and maybe bring some black panties and see if she will sell me hers and trade she said she likes kinky stuff I bet that would turn us both on even more… Oh and the massage…. The teeny and nice Chinese lady gave me a great massage but didn’t actually stroke me off but offered me the massage oil bottle I don’t care every place and every person is different its all fun so I whacked myself while she was massaging my balls and she kept working her way down rubbing my asshole so I finally asked if she wanted to go in there and she did just one finger and not very deep but that along with her other hand on my nipple and my other hand on her ass I exploded all over myself for a very long time I think it’s all the tension from my time with Emma plus that finger up my ass I am a regular at the massage place but never did that with this lady usually just a basic massage but this time I asked for the same service that I get a from the other younger girl there I think I’m gonna go back and next time clean out my ass first and bring some toys for her to insert in me and probably the other girl would do that too I’m getting hard just thinking about it now… - Anonymous (M) Apr 18 - 8:42 AM

More toys recently… now stretched to 10mm… slow going, and it takes 10 or so minutes of progressive painful insertions to get there but I’ve also been using a cuticle trimmer to clip away at the dead skin inside my pee hole… deeper an deeper as the months go by… so satisfying when the 9.8 mm tapered threaded end of my favorite toy finally slides in and the and the 15 mm round ball head settles in and I can relax again with no pain… until it is time to pull it out again…just like six months ago with the 8/12 mm one… hopefully just like six months from now with the 11/18 mm one… still trying for 12 mm, still dreaming of that kinky skinny fingered playmate… - Anonymous Jan 6 - 9:55 PM